Employee goes $1.87 over lunch budget and HR denies reimbursement, so he digs up $6K in petty expenses just to prove a point: 'Never be team player when it comes reimbursement'

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  • "You're gonna reject my lunch expense for being less than $2 over? Time to go back and claim absolutely everything I've neglected, and then some."

    So I started working in a sort of consulting role about 6 months ago, and there's tons of stuff we can expense when we're out at the client's location. However, I'm pretty lazy about all that, so I usually don't bother. I
  • get it, stuff adds up, but HR, my managers, and the partners have all been reminding us to keep costs down, and I wanted to be a team player. Plus, to me in general, it just never felt necessary to expense like $3 in mileage.
  • One of the things I do regularly expense is we have a daily $25 allowance for lunch. Well, a couple months ago, I decided to grab an extra bottle of water with my lunch, and whoops, the total came out to $26.87.
  • When I submitted my expenses, HR sent back my entire expense report asking me to fix $1.87 on a $2,000ish expense report. Well guess what. All those expenses I wasn't
  • expensing before because I didn't feel like they were worth my time? You better bet they're all worth it now. I went back through my calendar, on company time mind you, and I claimed every little bit of mileage I could,
  • going all the way back to my third week at the firm when I started going out to clients. I went through the handbook as well, scouring it for things I could expense. Suddenly, I'm claiming all the
  • business supplies | purchased. I'm claiming all the Starbucks runs I thought were a personal expense. Phone line, business cards, laptop accessories, a portable scanner/printer, ChatGPT
  • subscription, MS Office for my home computer, I went on a shopping spree, making sure of course, to stay within my company's policy on everything. The funnest one is, we're allowed to expense
  • parking fees at a client's office. The client I've been working with, I've been there every day for about 3 months now. The all- day parking rate is $30/day, but a monthly parking pass is $210.
  • Being a smart consumer, I bought the monthly pass and that was all I originally expensed. But once my expense report got bounced back I removed the monthly passes and put in a $30 parking charge for every
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  • day I've been there. So instead of a $630 expense for the last 3 months, it's suddenly a $1,980 expense, of which I'm picking up $1,350 of arbitrage for myself. I feel so petty, but also it
  • feels amazing seeing a roughly $6,000 expense report get paid out to my checking account after a $2,000 report got bounced back for an overage of less than two dollars. Hope it was worth it, you cheap
  • tiggers_blood Good! Use the letter of the law. Never be a "team player" when it comes to reimbursement. F that. I don't get it at all.
  • stdbc02 I appreciate the compliance but in a lot of cases, it is a low-level HR employee verifying expense reports follow company policy.
  • However, you should certainly be expensing all these things in the first place. Policy should change if it doesn't meet company expectations.
  • RedDazzlr They were so busy flicking a flea that they didn't pay attention to the camel that they were sitting next to.
  • YupNopeWelp Usually, I enjoy the stories in this sub, and don't comment, but I'm afraid you're going to maliciously comply yourself right out of a job.
  • TrashPanda NotACat Fix the "accidental error" on the parking before it's too late. But yeah, claim every single penny that you can legitimately claim.
  • randumpotato You were covering ~$6000 in legitimate business expenses out-of-pocket for your company? This post. makes you sound like a sucker bro, I won't lie. แบบ
  • OLIVEmutt I work at a consulting firm and the lowly finance person who has to process your expenses literally doesn't give a sh. The
  • company has rules. They follow the rules. You should have been expensing those other things anyway per company policy. That "arbitrage" is actually expense fraud though. So
  • good luck with that one. If you get caught, you will get fired and possibly owe the company money.

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